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Nick Young Should’ve Listened to Shaggy

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 01/07/2016 - 02:16

So, you might remember a little while back when there was this NBA scandal because LA Laker D’Angelo Russell secretly filmed his team mate, Nick Young, admitting he had cheated on his fiancée, Iggy Azalea, which really goes against the whole bro code (whatever that is). Iggy and Nick stayed together and the former rapper […]

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Kanye West Might be an Evil Genius with “Famous”

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 27/06/2016 - 01:34

Just when you thought Kayne West’s love of controversy couldn’t get any more fucking over the top, he drops the video for his song “Famous”. You know, the song he’s famously feuded with Taylor Swift about? The video, which you can stream on Tidal without logging in (thank god, because I’m sorry Jay Z, even […]

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Kylie Jenner and Taylor Swift are TRIFLIN’

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 25/06/2016 - 03:30

So, instead of doing two back to back blogs about ladies who are triflin’, I decided to give you all two blogs for the price of one. You can call that lazy, but I only have so much time before my slow ass Netflix account loads The First Wives Club. ANYWAY, I’ve written a couple […]

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Selma Blair Got Kicked Off a Plane

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 22/06/2016 - 02:15

Just when you thought you’d never read another story about Selma Blair given that it isn’t 1999, the world shines upon you and blesses you with a story about her hot mess antics getting her kicked off a plane. Selma and her ex-boyfriend/baby-daddy did some solid co-parenting by taking a family Father’s Day vacation to [...]

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Taylor Swift is being Shady AF

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 21/06/2016 - 03:22

So, as you might remember from my last blog about Taylor, the perpetually scorned lover was doing some scorning herself, by hopping from the hot dick of Calvin Harris directly onto the hot dick of Tom Hiddleston. Typically, I would salute Taylor for rebounding with that weirdly sexy lizard man, but then it turned out [...]

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Taylor Swift Might Be A Triflin’ Hoe

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 16/06/2016 - 03:16

Just when you thought you were about to get a new album from Taylor Swift filled with tragic break up jams about how Calvin Harris dumped her ass after a year, SCANDAL HITS, and it turns out Calvin might’ve ended things because Taylor was sending heart emojis to another foreign hunk. Today the internet and [...]

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Things I Blame Kylie Jenner For

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 14/06/2016 - 01:52

Even though a big part of me obviously loves Kylie Jenner and finds her weirdly fascinating, another part of me can’t help but think that’s she kind of ruined social media and the world and maybe like a million other things. I’m not saying that Kylie Jenner is solely responsible for the downfall of youth [...]

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Bobby Brown is the New Dan Aykroyd

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 09/06/2016 - 02:31

Basically everything that comes out of Bobby Brown’s mouth is hot mess comedy gold, so I shouldn’t have been surprised when I read excerpts from his new 20/20 interview. Sure, he made claims about banging everyone from Janet Jackson to Madonna, and even alleged that Whitney Houston has some female lovers herself, but those pale [...]

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Brock Turner is a Total Douche

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 08/06/2016 - 03:28

So, when this whole Brock Turner story came to my attention and started blowing up in the media I was like “Well, I have a lot of feeling about this whole thing, but I won’t blog about it because it isn’t exactly celebrity gossip.” But then UsWeekly, who are 100% on the Kardashian’s payroll started [...]

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Helen Mirren is Down with Kim K’s Nudity

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 08/06/2016 - 02:35

While British chicks have always had a bit of a reputation for being uppity, snooty, and extra fancy (I have no idea why, I’ve legit seen a chick from Essex open a beer bottle with her teeth), top bitch, Helen Mirren, has basically always proven to be cool as fuck. Aside from the fact she’s [...]

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Taylor Swift will be Releasing an Album in 3, 2, 1…

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 03/06/2016 - 03:18

It’s a bittersweet day for big fans of Taylor Swift. If you love her, you’ve probably rooting for her to finally find love, but on the other hand, you want her to keep getting dumped so she can keep writing sweet jams about her exes. For the people who just like her music and give [...]

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Stacey Dash Hates Trans People/Is a Bitch

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 02/06/2016 - 03:00

Here is a fact about me: no three movies have influenced the way I have chosen to dress over the last twenty years more than Clueless, The Craft, and The Sandlot (the last one seems weird, I know, but I like to dress like a 12-year-old boy in 1959. Get over it). Lucky for me, [...]

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So Maybe Johnny Depp Isn’t the Bad Guy?

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 31/05/2016 - 03:08

This whole Johnny Depp and Amber Heard divorce debacle just keeps getting more and more fucked up. First, I thought it was fucked that Amber would file for divorce from Johnny just a couple of days after his mom died. Then, I thought it was even more fucked when she filed domestic abuse charges against [...]

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Amber Heard Should’ve Stayed a Lesbian

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 28/05/2016 - 02:45

The other day, my friend Simone posted a link on my Facebook wall about how Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp mere days after his mother died. She was like “Bitch is savage af”, to which I agreed and intended to make a post about. I mean, what kind of bitch files for [...]

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I Really Miss Kim Kardashian’s Old Face

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 24/05/2016 - 02:49

So recently I came upon this Instagram account called kimsoldface, and I’m sure you won’t be surprised to learn that it’s an account solely devoted to posting pictures of Kim Kardashian before she started to look like a mixture of modern day LaToya Jackson and a Siamese cat. The first thing I thought when I [...]

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Emily Ratajkowski is too Sexy for Hollywood

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 23/05/2016 - 03:15

Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much known for being that topless chick. That hot topless chick in the Blurred Lines music video, or that hot topless chick in the movie “Gone Girl”, and I’m not saying there is anything wrong with that. She’s hot and looks great topless, so I really see no problem in her [...]

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Kylie and Tyga are Probably Done for Real

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 21/05/2016 - 01:55

I don’t know how to break this to you guys, but it seems like the most elegant and genuine romance of our time might have finally come to an end. Of course, I could only be talking about Kylie Jenner 2.0 and Yurtle the Turtle’s reject youngest son, Tyga. I know they’ve broken up like [...]

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The CW is Really Confused about Archie Andrews

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 21/05/2016 - 01:40

Here’s a little fact about me: I have a massive collection of Archie Comics. Before iPhones, I couldn’t use the bathroom without one in hand, which might be more than you needed to know about me. Anyway, when I was like 11 I became weirdly fascinated with the actual love lives of these characters and [...]

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Praise the Lord! Courtney Stodden is Pregnant!

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 18/05/2016 - 01:57

When I made a Facebook status mere moments ago about how the elegant, glamorous, Queen of the Lot Lizards, Courtney Stodden, was pregnant, my best friend Melissa commented: “What have we done to deserve this miracle in our lifetime?” And frankly, I don’t know the answer to that question, but here we are. While dumb [...]

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Can We Talk About Donald Trump For a Sec?

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 08/05/2016 - 02:18

So I’ve spent a long time making fun of Donald Trump because it is literally the easiest thing in the entire world to do. I really did think this whole him running for president thing was an absolute joke and that everyone would also view it that way, but now he’s pretty much guaranteed to [...]

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