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Someone Finally Calls Out Taylor Swift

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 25/07/2015 - 02:27

In case you don’t keep up on celebrity news and gossip as much as I obviously do, let me catch you up on the latest drama surrounded Taylor Swift. Taylor got herself into a bit of a Twitter rift with Nicki Minaj when Minaj called MTV on Twitter out for not nominating her video “Anaconda” for [...]

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Cara Delevingne Likes Girls, Get Over It

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 20/07/2015 - 02:33

For about as long as Cara Delevingne has been super famous, she’s been primarily linked to women: Michelle Rodriguez, Kendall Jenner, and, her current girlfriend, singer St. Vincent. However, for some reason the world has some issue dealing with the fact that an attractive supermodel who could have her pick of men simply prefers women. [...]

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50 Cent Wishes He Had 50 Cents

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 19/07/2015 - 23:54

Sad times have befallen rap superstar (like 10 years ago, amirite??) 50 Cent. His name, which was once just terribly dumb, is now terribly sad as he has officially filed for bankruptcy. That’s right: 50 cent is both his rap name and his bank account balance. As my husband so eloquently put it “Maybe he [...]

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Puff Daddy’s New Song is Fire. There, I said it.

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 18/07/2015 - 18:44

Back in the 90’s I fucking loved Puff Daddy. “All About the Benjamins (The Rock Remix)” is legit my forever jam. Maybe my favorite rap song of all time. Puffy and the fam (Lil’ Kim, Mase, The Lox) pretty much slayed back in the day, then Puffy changed his name to P. Diddy, then just [...]

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Balmain Continues to Suck Up to the Kardashians

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 17/07/2015 - 18:25

In case you’re not familiar with Balmain, it’s a high fashion line worn by fancy rich bitches all over the world. The head of the Balmain fashion house is Olivier Rousteing, a man whose head is so far up the collective assholes of the Kardashian/Jenner clan that he basically breathes cheek fillers. Aside from being inseparable besties with [...]

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Ronda Rousey Schools Floyd Mayweather

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 17/07/2015 - 16:20

This years ESPY Awards were great for both women and the LGBTQ community. The American women’s soccer team won best team, Caitlyn Jenner was honored with the Arthur Ashe Courage Award and gave a beautiful and touching speech about being transgender, and Ronda Rousey won, not only best female athlete, but best fighter overall. Winning best [...]

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SURPRISE: Bill Cosby is a Rapey Pervert

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 13/07/2015 - 03:45

This whole Bill Cosby rape scandal is like the gift that keeps on giving you the heebie jeebies. Like if your mom’s boyfriend gave you a porno for Christmas or something. Over the past week, it has come out that Bill not only confirmed getting drugs to give women for sex, but his wife has [...]

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Ariana Grande is an American Hating Donut Licker

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 11/07/2015 - 01:13

For what seems like a million years now, I’ve been saying that Ariana Grande is the FUCKING WORST, but now it’s pretty much officially, a.k.a. she’s been caught on camera being a rancid cunt. Ariana Grande was at a donut shop last week with her skeezy new back-up dancer boyfriend she was caught on camera [...]

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are Dunzo

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 11/07/2015 - 00:54

I have to say, I’m legit surprised to announce that after nine years of being a total hot mess of a couple, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick seem to have finally broken up for real. These two have broken up like a bazillion times because Scott is a drunken pill-popping mess and Kourtney basically only [...]

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FINALLY: A Chumbawumba Documentary is Happening

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 07/07/2015 - 21:05

If you were a music lover in 1997, then you know that one of the greatest songs of all time is a little ditty called “Tubthumping” by The Beatles of the 90’s: Chumbawumba. Since it was released nearly 20 years ago, people have been wracking their brains wondering what the back story to such a [...]

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FINALLY: A Chumbawumba Documentary is Happening

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 07/07/2015 - 16:20

If you were a music lover in 1997, then you know that one of the greatest songs of all time is a little ditty called “Tubthumping” by The Beatles of the 90’s: Chumbawumba. Since it was released nearly 20 years ago, people have been wracking their brains wondering what the back story to such a [...]

FINALLY: A Chumbawumba Documentary is Happening was originally published in HecklerSpray

Iggy Azalea is Burning All Her Bridges

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 05/07/2015 - 14:01

Oh Iggy Azalea, how quickly the not-quite-mighty have fallen. Just a year ago, Iggy Iggs, as she likes to refer to herself in pop jams, was on her way up in the music world. Her album, The New Classic, did well and had a couple of hits, including the insanely popular song, “Fancy.” She was [...]

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Bennifer 2.0 is Dead

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 02/07/2015 - 20:24

A couple of years back when Ben Affleck’s movie, Argo, won Best Picture at the Oscars, he forgot to thank his wife, Jennifer Garner, in his acceptance speech. We should’ve known then that these two were bound to get divorced, because Jennifer Garner seems like the type of broad who would really hold a grudge [...]

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Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston are Total Besties

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 26/06/2015 - 18:07

File this under: As Random as Jaden Smith’s Tweets. Apparently Selena Gomez and Jennifer Aniston are like legit good friends. Selena recently did a radio interview with KTU’s Cubby and Carolina (radio shows need cooler names, amirite?) and explained how Jennifer is like a second mom and they make pizza and stuff together. I’m not [...]

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Paris Hilton’s Brother is the Absolute Worst

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 24/06/2015 - 03:04

For a really long time I thought that Paris Hilton was the cold sore on the Hilton family labia, but as it turns out, she might not even be the worst Hilton out there! So, a few months back I wrote about how Paris Hilton’s little brother, Conrad Hilton, made a drunken, spoiled rich kid [...]

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Rihanna’s New Album is Pure Crap

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 23/06/2015 - 18:22

Rihanna used to be a real top bitch in the music industry and could basically queef out a number one hit. Then she took a little break from making music and, much like her return to Instagram after being kicked off for constantly flashing her nips, the comeback did not return her to her head bitch [...]

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Kim Kardashian isn’t feeling South West

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 23/06/2015 - 06:01

Kim Kardashian recently revealed that her and Kanye West’s second baby will be a boy. Being Kim Kardashian, she of course revealed this in an Instagram caption (as if I didn’t the same thing). However, don’t expect the Wests to give their new kid a dumbass direction name. No, apparently Kim thinks that naming her [...]

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Miley Cyrus Might Be Dating a Lingerie Model

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 22/06/2015 - 04:33

It seems like just yesterday that Miley Cyrus was letting the world know that she played for both teams and considered herself gender ambiguous (realistically it was like a week ago). Well, according to reports, Miley has decided to make good on her bisexual claim and has decided to take a break from dating mega [...]

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Games of Thrones Did Us All Dirty

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 16/06/2015 - 04:34

Warning: Game of Thrones spoilers ahead (OBV). So here’s the thing: For years I was pretty ant-GoT, but then I had a baby and me and my husband weren’t leaving the house and he started binge watching it so I joined in. I didn’t overly give a shit about the show even while watching it [...]

Games of Thrones Did Us All Dirty was originally published in HecklerSpray

Breaking News: John Stamos isn’t Perfect!!!

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 13/06/2015 - 23:22

s So, a lot happened while I was on hiatus to pop out a kid: Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn Jenner, the oldest Duggar kid admitted to molesting his sister’s and a family babysitter, Kimye announced they were pregnant with baby number two, and Beyoncé made the all important announcement that she was vegan. Though these [...]

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