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Amber Heard Should’ve Stayed a Lesbian

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 28/05/2016 - 02:45

The other day, my friend Simone posted a link on my Facebook wall about how Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp mere days after his mother died. She was like “Bitch is savage af”, to which I agreed and intended to make a post about. I mean, what kind of bitch files for [...]

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I Really Miss Kim Kardashian’s Old Face

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 24/05/2016 - 02:49

So recently I came upon this Instagram account called kimsoldface, and I’m sure you won’t be surprised to learn that it’s an account solely devoted to posting pictures of Kim Kardashian before she started to look like a mixture of modern day LaToya Jackson and a Siamese cat. The first thing I thought when I [...]

I Really Miss Kim Kardashian’s Old Face was originally published in HecklerSpray

Emily Ratajkowski is too Sexy for Hollywood

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 23/05/2016 - 03:15

Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much known for being that topless chick. That hot topless chick in the Blurred Lines music video, or that hot topless chick in the movie “Gone Girl”, and I’m not saying there is anything wrong with that. She’s hot and looks great topless, so I really see no problem in her [...]

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Kylie and Tyga are Probably Done for Real

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 21/05/2016 - 01:55

I don’t know how to break this to you guys, but it seems like the most elegant and genuine romance of our time might have finally come to an end. Of course, I could only be talking about Kylie Jenner 2.0 and Yurtle the Turtle’s reject youngest son, Tyga. I know they’ve broken up like [...]

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The CW is Really Confused about Archie Andrews

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 21/05/2016 - 01:40

Here’s a little fact about me: I have a massive collection of Archie Comics. Before iPhones, I couldn’t use the bathroom without one in hand, which might be more than you needed to know about me. Anyway, when I was like 11 I became weirdly fascinated with the actual love lives of these characters and [...]

The CW is Really Confused about Archie Andrews was originally published in HecklerSpray

Praise the Lord! Courtney Stodden is Pregnant!

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 18/05/2016 - 01:57

When I made a Facebook status mere moments ago about how the elegant, glamorous, Queen of the Lot Lizards, Courtney Stodden, was pregnant, my best friend Melissa commented: “What have we done to deserve this miracle in our lifetime?” And frankly, I don’t know the answer to that question, but here we are. While dumb [...]

Praise the Lord! Courtney Stodden is Pregnant! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Can We Talk About Donald Trump For a Sec?

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 08/05/2016 - 02:18

So I’ve spent a long time making fun of Donald Trump because it is literally the easiest thing in the entire world to do. I really did think this whole him running for president thing was an absolute joke and that everyone would also view it that way, but now he’s pretty much guaranteed to [...]

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BLAC CHYNA IS KNOCKED UP!!!

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 08/05/2016 - 01:53

Well, she’s gone and done it. Blac Chyna aka Angela White aka soon-to-be Angela Kardashian, has fully infiltrated enemy territory and planted her big, latex, golden booty flag in the ground. Yesterday, Chyna and Rob Kardashian took to Instagram (of course they did) to post an emoji (of course they did) of a pregnant Chyna [...]

BLAC CHYNA IS KNOCKED UP!!! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Woody Allen is an Absolute Saint

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 06/05/2016 - 03:22

I always have such conflict when writing about Woody Allen. On one hand, I enjoy a good 90% of his films. On the other hand, he left long time girlfriend, Mia Farrow, for her adopted teenaged daughter whom he helped raise. It’s like, how can I stand behind you even though I think “Midnight in [...]

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KimYe Made Interracial Marriages Okay

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 06/05/2016 - 03:06

Just when you thought that Kanye West couldn’t say anything that could tongue his own asshole even more, he went on put on his most glittery chapstick, puckered up, and threw his head between his butt cheeks once again. This time, Kanye didn’t just make sweet oral love to his own asshole, though. No, he [...]

KimYe Made Interracial Marriages Okay was originally published in HecklerSpray

The MET Ball Was a Robot Hooker Shit Show

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 04/05/2016 - 02:38

So the annual Vogue Met Costume Ball was last night and this year’s theme was Manus x Machina: Fashion in the Age of Technology, which means that almost every bitch up in the place dressed up like a sexy robot. I mean, in reality none of them looked like robot hookers and most of them [...]

The MET Ball Was a Robot Hooker Shit Show was originally published in HecklerSpray

The World Just Got a Little Less Sexy

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 22/04/2016 - 02:08

Now that my pulse has settled and I’ve mentally recovered from the breaking news about Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna, I can deal with the sad news that is rocking the world today: R & B superstar and velvet pants aficionado, Prince, has died at the young age of 57. Prince’s plane had to do [...]

The World Just Got a Little Less Sexy was originally published in HecklerSpray

BREAKING NEWS: Kylie and Blac Chyna are BFF!

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 22/04/2016 - 01:41

I promise you all that a blog about Prince’s death is en route, but I had to make a pretty serious decision here about what I considered to be the bigger piece of breaking news: a music icon’s death, or the fact that Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna Snapchatted themselves together today. We all know [...]

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Rihanna Stars in Spring Breakers Sequel

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 21/04/2016 - 02:12

Today, Rihanna dropped the third (technically fourth, since “Work” had two videos) music video from her newest album, “Anti”. First, there was the lyrical masterpiece, “Work” featuring sometime fuck buddy/full-time pillow crier, Drake, and then there was the absolutely forgettable “Kiss it Better”. I’ve joked in the past that Rihanna REALLY likes showing off her [...]

Rihanna Stars in Spring Breakers Sequel was originally published in HecklerSpray

What’s the Deal with Miley and Liam?

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 18/04/2016 - 02:15

Even though she currently looks like a troll doll in a stolen Sia wig covered in prison tattoos who raided Punky Brewster’s wardrobe and slut cut it, Miley Cyrus still somehow manages to haul in hot babe after hot babe. She even got one of those hot AF Hemsworth brothers to propose to her back [...]

What’s the Deal with Miley and Liam? was originally published in HecklerSpray

Hot Canadian Babies Are Coming

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 16/04/2016 - 02:27

  Two of the hottest men in Hollywood for the past decade have been a couple of Canadian dudes named Ryan (Gosling and Reynolds, respectively). I mean they’re both mega hot, ripped, funny, and extremely talented. They also dress well. They’re the type of guys you’d want to punch in the face for being so [...]

Hot Canadian Babies Are Coming was originally published in HecklerSpray

Lindsay Lohan is Becoming an Honest Woman

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 13/04/2016 - 02:29

Don’t let the title of this article fool you, I’m not talking honest like telling Oprah the truth about how many times you’ve done cocaine, or honest like telling Oprah’s film crew you’re currently having a miscarriage so they can’t come up to your apartment to film you totally not drinking right now. No, I’m [...]

Lindsay Lohan is Becoming an Honest Woman was originally published in HecklerSpray

Megan Fox is Mega Pregnant

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 13/04/2016 - 02:05

Megan Fox, the girl once known as Angelina Jolie 2.0, but now barely known at all, was somewhat famously married to the awkward one who got hot on the original “Beverly Hills 90210” (I’m referring to Brian Austin Green) for several years. They had their first son in 2012, their second son in 2014, then [...]

Megan Fox is Mega Pregnant was originally published in HecklerSpray

Rap God Kevin Federline is BACK!

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 09/04/2016 - 01:40

Move over, Jay Z! Step Aside, Drake! Out of the way, Kendrick! Fuck off, Kanye West! There’s a REAL rapper in town, and no, I’m obviously not talking about Tyga! I’m referring to Kevin Federline, the ex-husband and babydaddy of the elegant southern princess known as Britney Spears. (To be fair, Kevin Federline is basically [...]

Rap God Kevin Federline is BACK! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Tom Cruise is Still Getting Big Budget Movies

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 09/04/2016 - 01:19

Remember when Mel Gibson was a respected Hollywood movie star and mega hunk? But then he went all crazy, built a church on his own property, said a bunch of anti-Semitic shit, was a huge pervy drunk, and made that AWFUL Bible porn movie, “The Passion of the Christ?” And all of that kind of [...]

Tom Cruise is Still Getting Big Budget Movies was originally published in HecklerSpray

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