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Khloe Claims She Faked Trying to Get Pregnant by Lamar

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 09/06/2017 - 01:45

Well, I went out into the internet and found some Kardashian shit, and let me just saying that the Kardashians and Jenners got me EXHAUSTED! I can’t even play with them anymore they’ve become so transparent with their shit, so get ready for some venting. On a preview for the upcoming episode of Keeping Up […]

Khloe Claims She Faked Trying to Get Pregnant by Lamar was originally published in HecklerSpray

George Clooney is Someone’s Dad

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 09/06/2017 - 01:28

Even though everyone dissed 2016 and said it was a horrible year, I think 2017 might be the actual end of days. Donald Trump is the president, there are terrorist attacks every other day, Kylie Jenner finally got off Tyga’s dick, and, the most significant sign of the apocalypse: George Clooney became a father. Amal, […]

George Clooney is Someone’s Dad was originally published in HecklerSpray

The Internet is Freaking Out Over Hilary Duff

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 08/06/2017 - 01:22

It’s as if I’ve woken up in a bizarre dream and have been transported back to 2003, because for the past few days the internet has been blowing up about Hilary Duff. Hilary isn’t a part of any kind of scandal, because that’s never been her game, nor is she shacking up with some hot […]

The Internet is Freaking Out Over Hilary Duff was originally published in HecklerSpray

Travis Scott Claims Kylie is Better in Bed than Kendall

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 05/06/2017 - 02:37

First of all, how rude of me to have been blogging about Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner all this time without even mentioning that big sis Kendall Jenner had been briefly linked to Travis just one year ago! My bad! However, while I may have forgotten, it seems that the other tacky ass bloggers like […]

Travis Scott Claims Kylie is Better in Bed than Kendall was originally published in HecklerSpray

Bella Hadid Might Be The Millionth Model to Bang Leo DiCaprio!

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 29/05/2017 - 01:50

It’s as if Bella Hadid has walked through the automatic doors of a grocery store and suddenly lights start flashing and balloons fall down and the manager runs out to congratulate her on being the one millionth customer and that she’s won $1000 worth of free groceries. Except in this case the grocery store is […]

Bella Hadid Might Be The Millionth Model to Bang Leo DiCaprio! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Scott Disick is Throwing His Dick All Over Cannes

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 26/05/2017 - 22:31

In a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian’s baby-daddy, Scott Disick, proclaimed that he was a sex addict, and boy has he been hoeing it up while in France. As I reported just the other day, Scott took Kylie Jenner’s teenage lot lizard pal Bella Thorne to Cannes so he could […]

Scott Disick is Throwing His Dick All Over Cannes was originally published in HecklerSpray

Scott Disick Now Banging Lot Lizard Bella Thorne

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 25/05/2017 - 02:49

Are you ready for back-to-back blog titles that make no fucking sense? Looks like Hollywood has been really influenced by the Twin Peaks reboot because things are getting weird as fuck. First, Hailey Baldwin is named hottest woman of the year, and now Kardashian Kroney Scott Disick is feeling up queen of the lot lizards, […]

Scott Disick Now Banging Lot Lizard Bella Thorne was originally published in HecklerSpray

Hailey Baldwin is Maxim’s Hottest Woman of 2017?

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 25/05/2017 - 02:27

If you read the title of this blog and thought “Who the fuck is Hailey Baldwin?” you are asking the right question, because in the words of my drunk mom at Martini Bar when some young hussy strolls by: “Who is this nobody?” Hailey Baldwin is legit only famous for being bff with Kendall Jenner […]

Hailey Baldwin is Maxim’s Hottest Woman of 2017? was originally published in HecklerSpray

The Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Feud is Still a Thing

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 24/05/2017 - 03:16

And now for something lighter in celebrity news: the Katy Perry and Taylor Swift feud is still 100% on, which is the equivalent of your wannabe eccentric, newly woke aunt arguing with your spoiled, intense millennial sister over Sunday dinner. It’s just weird and sad, you know? A few years back, Taylor Swift released the […]

The Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Feud is Still a Thing was originally published in HecklerSpray

Terrorist Attack at Ariana Grande Concert in Manchester

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 24/05/2017 - 02:19

I’m someone who has relentlessly ragged on Ariana Grande for years, but today I’m going to do something totally different and show her genuine sympathy. Last night while performing in Manchester, UK, two bombs were set during Ariana Grande’s concert, killing 19 and injuring at least 50. Some of which were children. While police have […]

Terrorist Attack at Ariana Grande Concert in Manchester was originally published in HecklerSpray

Chris Cornell Tragically Dies of Suicide

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 19/05/2017 - 01:08

When I woke up today and found out that Chris Cornell, lead singer of Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog, had died at the young age of 52, I was pretty shocked, and it seemed like the rest of the world was as well. As the day wore on, we even more tragically learned […]

Chris Cornell Tragically Dies of Suicide was originally published in HecklerSpray

Zac Efron to Play a Legit Lady Killer

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 18/05/2017 - 02:52

Given the topic of this blog, that title was probably in really poor taste, but if I cared that much about poor taste I probably wouldn’t be writing a celebrity gossip blog. Mega hunk Zac Efron is seemingly trying to drop his bro comedy aesthetic by taking on the role of famed serial killer Ted […]

Zac Efron to Play a Legit Lady Killer was originally published in HecklerSpray

Miley Cyrus Regrets Riding Naked on a Wrecking Ball

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 18/05/2017 - 01:41

A few years back, I wrote a blog about how Miley Cyrus looks like a living version of the dirty floor of a gay dance club in the ’80s. Back in 2013, Miley was all about smoking weed, listening to rap music, and looking as ratchet and tacky af. It was a beautiful time for […]

Miley Cyrus Regrets Riding Naked on a Wrecking Ball was originally published in HecklerSpray

Blac Chyna’s Long Term Scheme Finally Paid Off

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 17/05/2017 - 18:44

And, to the surprise of no one, here I am blogging about the goddamn Kardashians again. Smdh. As I’m sure you all know, I (and presumably the rest of the world) have always assumed that Our Lady of Perpetual Pettiness a.k.a. Blac Chyna only reproduced with Rob Kardashian to get back at the Kardashian/Jenner clan […]

Blac Chyna’s Long Term Scheme Finally Paid Off was originally published in HecklerSpray

Those Assholes from The Hills are having a Baby!

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 13/04/2017 - 01:21

I mean, realistically I could be referring to any cast member from The Hills when I make a title like that, but in this particular instance I’m referring to Heidi and Spencer Pratt: the couple that make Kris Jenner look media shy. Speidi, as they are often known, recently announced they were pregnant in the […]

Those Assholes from The Hills are having a Baby! was originally published in HecklerSpray

The Dirty Dancing Remake Can Go Straight to Hell

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 11/04/2017 - 02:50

Just a heads up, I am FULL of anger atm and I am directing it a lot of places, so be ready for some seriously pissed off blogging starting with the OFFENSIVE ABOMINATION that is the made-for-tv Dirty Dancing remake. When I found out ABC was going to one of those stupid musical made-for-tv remakes […]

The Dirty Dancing Remake Can Go Straight to Hell was originally published in HecklerSpray

Jennifer Lopez is Ready for Engagement Ring Number 5!

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 08/04/2017 - 16:23

The older she gets, two things becoming incredibly apparent about Jennifer Lopez: 1) She is a fine wine who just gets better with age, and 2) She is destined to be the next Elizabeth Taylor. Homegirl collects engagement rings the way Khloe Kardashian collects NBA locker room passes. J.Lo’s newest boy toy is Alex Rodriguez, […]

Jennifer Lopez is Ready for Engagement Ring Number 5! was originally published in HecklerSpray

TGIF: Here’s Lindsay Lohan in a Burkini

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 07/04/2017 - 16:58

If you thought the Kardshians took cultural appropriation seriously, you clearly haven’t heard of Lindsay Lohan, an alcoholic ginger from Long Island who has now decided she’s a Muslim woman. I remember watching Lindsay’s Oprah sponsored television show, and in one episode she wouldn’t let Oprah’s film crew shoot anything and she later said it […]

TGIF: Here’s Lindsay Lohan in a Burkini was originally published in HecklerSpray

Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad Makes Me Want To Do Coke

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 06/04/2017 - 01:45

And just so you don’t get confused, the title of this blog does not mean I want to be like “Fuck Pepsi, I’m going to go drink a Coke”, because I already prefer Coca-Cola as a soda. No, the title of this shit means that Kendall Jenner’s new Pepsi ad makes me want to do […]

Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad Makes Me Want To Do Coke was originally published in HecklerSpray

Hollywood Hobo Tyga is Probably Homeless Now

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 06/04/2017 - 01:25

You know what’s more pathetic than a grown ass man with a child who has become so dependent on this teenage girlfriend that without her he’d have no home, no income, and no record deal? Literally nothing I can think of right now, but that’s just the kind of life Hollywood Hobo, Tyga, likes to […]

Hollywood Hobo Tyga is Probably Homeless Now was originally published in HecklerSpray

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