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Those Assholes from The Hills are having a Baby!

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 13/04/2017 - 01:21

I mean, realistically I could be referring to any cast member from The Hills when I make a title like that, but in this particular instance I’m referring to Heidi and Spencer Pratt: the couple that make Kris Jenner look media shy. Speidi, as they are often known, recently announced they were pregnant in the […]

Those Assholes from The Hills are having a Baby! was originally published in HecklerSpray

The Dirty Dancing Remake Can Go Straight to Hell

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 11/04/2017 - 02:50

Just a heads up, I am FULL of anger atm and I am directing it a lot of places, so be ready for some seriously pissed off blogging starting with the OFFENSIVE ABOMINATION that is the made-for-tv Dirty Dancing remake. When I found out ABC was going to one of those stupid musical made-for-tv remakes […]

The Dirty Dancing Remake Can Go Straight to Hell was originally published in HecklerSpray

Jennifer Lopez is Ready for Engagement Ring Number 5!

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 08/04/2017 - 16:23

The older she gets, two things becoming incredibly apparent about Jennifer Lopez: 1) She is a fine wine who just gets better with age, and 2) She is destined to be the next Elizabeth Taylor. Homegirl collects engagement rings the way Khloe Kardashian collects NBA locker room passes. J.Lo’s newest boy toy is Alex Rodriguez, […]

Jennifer Lopez is Ready for Engagement Ring Number 5! was originally published in HecklerSpray

TGIF: Here’s Lindsay Lohan in a Burkini

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 07/04/2017 - 16:58

If you thought the Kardshians took cultural appropriation seriously, you clearly haven’t heard of Lindsay Lohan, an alcoholic ginger from Long Island who has now decided she’s a Muslim woman. I remember watching Lindsay’s Oprah sponsored television show, and in one episode she wouldn’t let Oprah’s film crew shoot anything and she later said it […]

TGIF: Here’s Lindsay Lohan in a Burkini was originally published in HecklerSpray

Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad Makes Me Want To Do Coke

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 06/04/2017 - 01:45

And just so you don’t get confused, the title of this blog does not mean I want to be like “Fuck Pepsi, I’m going to go drink a Coke”, because I already prefer Coca-Cola as a soda. No, the title of this shit means that Kendall Jenner’s new Pepsi ad makes me want to do […]

Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Ad Makes Me Want To Do Coke was originally published in HecklerSpray

Hollywood Hobo Tyga is Probably Homeless Now

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 06/04/2017 - 01:25

You know what’s more pathetic than a grown ass man with a child who has become so dependent on this teenage girlfriend that without her he’d have no home, no income, and no record deal? Literally nothing I can think of right now, but that’s just the kind of life Hollywood Hobo, Tyga, likes to […]

Hollywood Hobo Tyga is Probably Homeless Now was originally published in HecklerSpray

Mama June Got Skinny; Is Still a Shitty Mom

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 04/04/2017 - 16:48

So UsWeekly has been teasing us for a while now about how Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo got this drastic makeover (aka plastic surgery) and was sexy now (yeah…no). Well, her transformation has finally been revealed, and yeah, she looks pretty nice. However, none of this really changes that she’s a garbage […]

Mama June Got Skinny; Is Still a Shitty Mom was originally published in HecklerSpray

Who is Kendall Jenner’s Real Father?: A HecklerSpray Investigation

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 27/03/2017 - 14:55

Over the years, I have launched numerous investigations into the Kardashian family. I have investigated the transformation and paternity of Khloe Kardashian, the transformation and business genius of Kim Kardashian, and I am still investigating the on-going mystery that is Kylie Jenner 2.0. However, I’ve never gone into deep investigation over anything with Kourtney Kardashian […]

Who is Kendall Jenner’s Real Father?: A HecklerSpray Investigation was originally published in HecklerSpray

Gwyneth Paltrow Teaches Us How to Have Proper Anal Sex

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 26/03/2017 - 15:43

Some days I wake up and it’s as if God himself is smiling down upon me, and today is one of those days. While I was lotioning up my hands this morning, as I’ve recently sustained horrible burns to them from a boiling soup incident (I know many of you think I deserve this), a […]

Gwyneth Paltrow Teaches Us How to Have Proper Anal Sex was originally published in HecklerSpray

Kylie Keeps it Klassy with her New Blush Line

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 26/03/2017 - 14:17

As I’m sure you all know, the youngest spawn of Kris Jenner’s empire of evil, Kylie Jenner, has been expanding her brand as much as possible lately. Aside from her pop-up shops that sell t-shirts with sexy pics of her on them, and clothing that for some reason has THICK!!! written all over them (does Kylie […]

Kylie Keeps it Klassy with her New Blush Line was originally published in HecklerSpray

Iggy Azalea is Back (And I Don’t Hate it!)

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 25/03/2017 - 13:39

Iggy Azalea’s career started off really strong. She had huge underground momentum, then blew up in 2014 with her hits “Fancy”, “Work”, “Bounce”, and “Black Widow”. I mean, “Fancy” was voted Song of the Summer 2014; it was huge and the video was amazing. However, the fame seemed to take it’s toll on Iggy. She […]

Iggy Azalea is Back (And I Don’t Hate it!) was originally published in HecklerSpray

Kylie Jenner is Getting her own Spin-Off

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 21/03/2017 - 15:26

Over the years, Kylie Jenner has gone from the spunky, fun, trouble-making little sister of the Kardashian trio, to the silicone filled, lip-liner selling, “just realizing stuff”, mindless zombie we’ve come to know and love today.  So, of course given how riveting her personality has become, E! has decided she is worthy of her own […]

Kylie Jenner is Getting her own Spin-Off was originally published in HecklerSpray

Another Sign of the Apocalypse: I Agree with Tomi Lahren

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 21/03/2017 - 14:03

As if all signs hadn’t already been pointing to the end of days, I now find myself supporting the opinion of Right Wing Barbie, Tomi Lahren (not to be confused with Left Wing Barbie: Lady Gaga). The typically so far Right she could high five dead Hitler Lahren recently pissed off her conservative fan base […]

Another Sign of the Apocalypse: I Agree with Tomi Lahren was originally published in HecklerSpray

T.I.’s Response to Trump’s Snoop Dogg Diss is Perfection

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 17/03/2017 - 17:44

As some of you may have heard, everybody’s favourite weed-lovin’ uncle, Snoop Dogg, released a new video for a song called “Lavender”, and in the video he shoots at a guy wearing a Trump mask. Given that Donald Trump apparently doesn’t do anything other than obsessively troll the internet, looking for negative things celebrities say […]

T.I.’s Response to Trump’s Snoop Dogg Diss is Perfection was originally published in HecklerSpray

Season 13 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Drunk Review

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 13/03/2017 - 13:12

So last night E! blessed us with the thirteenth season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Funny enough, thirteen is actually the number of nose jobs that have occurred on the cast members since it’s premiere! Talk about coming full circle! Last night, I watched the Kardashians like I always do: alone in bed, drinking white wine. […]

Season 13 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Drunk Review was originally published in HecklerSpray

Lindsay Lohan Might Be Releasing a Line of Headscarves

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 12/03/2017 - 23:10

Jesus take the wheel with me here this weekend. Just yesterday I was blogging about Nick Cannon’s culturally appropriating crazy ass wearing turban’s to spread compassion or some shit, and now Our Lady of Perpetual Frontal Lobe Damage (aka Lindsay Lohan) might be releasing a line of fucking headscarves. Lindsay has recently gone next level […]

Lindsay Lohan Might Be Releasing a Line of Headscarves was originally published in HecklerSpray

Charlize Theron Continues Her Bad Bitch Streak

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 12/03/2017 - 14:54

I’ve been loving Charlize Theron since the 90’s when she was in that movie 12 Days in the Valley, but over the past few years she’s really come through and taken the role as the top bad bitch in Hollywood. Back in 2015, she basically made film history as Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road, an […]

Charlize Theron Continues Her Bad Bitch Streak was originally published in HecklerSpray

Why Does Nick Cannon Wear Turbans?: An Investigation

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 11/03/2017 - 14:26

I know I’ve been slow blogging this month and there are really two reasons for this: 1) Celebs have decided to not be all that interesting this month, and 2) I’m doing my second Masters degree and I’m busy af. However, I’m back now, and ready for another hard-hitting HecklerSpray investigation! My friend Caelie texted […]

Why Does Nick Cannon Wear Turbans?: An Investigation was originally published in HecklerSpray

10 Celebrity Feminists that SHOCKINGLY Have Breasts!!!

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 07/03/2017 - 17:18

So, the super educated, talented, intelligent, beautiful actress, Emma Watson, recently posed for Vanity Fair magazine to pimp out her new beastiality meets Stockholm syndrome flick, Beauty and the Beast. Inside the magazine, Emma poses for some pics showing some side and underboob and for some reason people are losing their damn minds and coming […]

10 Celebrity Feminists that SHOCKINGLY Have Breasts!!! was originally published in HecklerSpray

The Remy Ma/Nicki Minaj Feud Finally Appeals To Me

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 06/03/2017 - 01:10

If you’ve been looking at other celebrity gossip sites or just lurking on social media, then you’ve probably heard about this dumb ass feud between rappers Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj. Remy released a diss track called “Shether” which people, including Nicki, assumed was about Nicki, a feud ensued, and so on. I didn’t give […]

The Remy Ma/Nicki Minaj Feud Finally Appeals To Me was originally published in HecklerSpray

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