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The World Just Got a Little Less Sexy

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 22/04/2016 - 02:08

Now that my pulse has settled and I’ve mentally recovered from the breaking news about Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna, I can deal with the sad news that is rocking the world today: R & B superstar and velvet pants aficionado, Prince, has died at the young age of 57. Prince’s plane had to do [...]

The World Just Got a Little Less Sexy was originally published in HecklerSpray

BREAKING NEWS: Kylie and Blac Chyna are BFF!

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 22/04/2016 - 01:41

I promise you all that a blog about Prince’s death is en route, but I had to make a pretty serious decision here about what I considered to be the bigger piece of breaking news: a music icon’s death, or the fact that Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna Snapchatted themselves together today. We all know [...]

BREAKING NEWS: Kylie and Blac Chyna are BFF! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Rihanna Stars in Spring Breakers Sequel

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 21/04/2016 - 02:12

Today, Rihanna dropped the third (technically fourth, since “Work” had two videos) music video from her newest album, “Anti”. First, there was the lyrical masterpiece, “Work” featuring sometime fuck buddy/full-time pillow crier, Drake, and then there was the absolutely forgettable “Kiss it Better”. I’ve joked in the past that Rihanna REALLY likes showing off her [...]

Rihanna Stars in Spring Breakers Sequel was originally published in HecklerSpray

What’s the Deal with Miley and Liam?

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 18/04/2016 - 02:15

Even though she currently looks like a troll doll in a stolen Sia wig covered in prison tattoos who raided Punky Brewster’s wardrobe and slut cut it, Miley Cyrus still somehow manages to haul in hot babe after hot babe. She even got one of those hot AF Hemsworth brothers to propose to her back [...]

What’s the Deal with Miley and Liam? was originally published in HecklerSpray

Hot Canadian Babies Are Coming

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 16/04/2016 - 02:27

  Two of the hottest men in Hollywood for the past decade have been a couple of Canadian dudes named Ryan (Gosling and Reynolds, respectively). I mean they’re both mega hot, ripped, funny, and extremely talented. They also dress well. They’re the type of guys you’d want to punch in the face for being so [...]

Hot Canadian Babies Are Coming was originally published in HecklerSpray

Lindsay Lohan is Becoming an Honest Woman

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 13/04/2016 - 02:29

Don’t let the title of this article fool you, I’m not talking honest like telling Oprah the truth about how many times you’ve done cocaine, or honest like telling Oprah’s film crew you’re currently having a miscarriage so they can’t come up to your apartment to film you totally not drinking right now. No, I’m [...]

Lindsay Lohan is Becoming an Honest Woman was originally published in HecklerSpray

Megan Fox is Mega Pregnant

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 13/04/2016 - 02:05

Megan Fox, the girl once known as Angelina Jolie 2.0, but now barely known at all, was somewhat famously married to the awkward one who got hot on the original “Beverly Hills 90210” (I’m referring to Brian Austin Green) for several years. They had their first son in 2012, their second son in 2014, then [...]

Megan Fox is Mega Pregnant was originally published in HecklerSpray

Rap God Kevin Federline is BACK!

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 09/04/2016 - 01:40

Move over, Jay Z! Step Aside, Drake! Out of the way, Kendrick! Fuck off, Kanye West! There’s a REAL rapper in town, and no, I’m obviously not talking about Tyga! I’m referring to Kevin Federline, the ex-husband and babydaddy of the elegant southern princess known as Britney Spears. (To be fair, Kevin Federline is basically [...]

Rap God Kevin Federline is BACK! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Tom Cruise is Still Getting Big Budget Movies

Daily Tabloids - Sat, 09/04/2016 - 01:19

Remember when Mel Gibson was a respected Hollywood movie star and mega hunk? But then he went all crazy, built a church on his own property, said a bunch of anti-Semitic shit, was a huge pervy drunk, and made that AWFUL Bible porn movie, “The Passion of the Christ?” And all of that kind of [...]

Tom Cruise is Still Getting Big Budget Movies was originally published in HecklerSpray

Blac Chyna Done Gone and Did It!

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 06/04/2016 - 02:33

Yas Queen! Yasssss! She did it, people, she did it! Blac Chyna will soon be known as Blak Khyna Kardashian because Rob Kardashian put a ring on it! Chyna, Rob, and Chyna’s bff Amber Rose all took to Instagram (of course) to confirm the engagement, so let us all bow down to our Patron Saint [...]

Blac Chyna Done Gone and Did It! was originally published in HecklerSpray

Lamar Odom is Back on the Booze

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 06/04/2016 - 02:06

I didn’t want to jump the gun on this story as I have SOME journalistic integrity (just kidding, I was sick for a few days so I was delayed reporting), but it seems like Lamar Odom might be up to his old ways. When I say “old ways” I’m not referring to releasing his and [...]

Lamar Odom is Back on the Booze was originally published in HecklerSpray

Donald Trump is Human Trash

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 31/03/2016 - 03:47

If there was ever an example that money can’t buy class it would be Donald Drumpf (I only used his fake name for the title. I stand by John Oliver). For about two minutes I was legitimately worried that the sludge monster from “Ferngully” come to life known as Donald Drumpf would potentially become the [...]

Donald Trump is Human Trash was originally published in HecklerSpray

Kim K and Emily Ratajkowski Make Dreams Come True

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 31/03/2016 - 01:21

Above is a picture both Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratajowski posted on Instagram today, featuring both of them topless, though sadly their nips are blocked out because the ‘gram hates lady nips. I’d like to start off by saying I love everything about this picture because it contains many of the things I love. First, [...]

Kim K and Emily Ratajkowski Make Dreams Come True was originally published in HecklerSpray

Iggy Azalea Got Blac Chyna-ed

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 31/03/2016 - 01:05

Remember Iggy Azalea? (I ask that like bitch was a member of TLC, when in reality “Fancy” was a hit like two years ago). Well, Iggy has been with LA Lakers player, Nick Young, for years and they’ve been engaged for over a year. No matter how annoying 99% of people find her, Iggy’s relationship [...]

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Blac Chyna is a Goddamn Genius

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 30/03/2016 - 01:53

As many of you know by now, former Kardashian bff/Tyga’s ex-fiancee/Tyga’s babymama/Amber Rose’s bestie/Kylie Jenner hater, Blac Chyna, has been dating the new fat Kardashian (Khloe lost the weight), Rob, since January, which had a lot of people shouting “Yas Queen! You are Our Lady of Perpetual Pettiness!” After the Kardashians threw Blac Chyna to [...]

Blac Chyna is a Goddamn Genius was originally published in HecklerSpray

A HecklerSpray Investigation: The Kylie Jenner Mystery

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 25/03/2016 - 18:00

Here at HecklerSpray we take our celebrity gossip very seriously and pride ourselves on honest and upstanding journalism (if you’re not nothing my sarcasm you should probably leave now). I, personally, have been avidly following Kylie Jenner through this blog for almost three years, and while I’ve mentioned the mystery surrounding her in the past, [...]

A HecklerSpray Investigation: The Kylie Jenner Mystery was originally published in HecklerSpray

Margot Robbie Gets the Role of a Lifetime

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 25/03/2016 - 16:53

If you grew up in the 1990s, then you probably remember a few standout scandals that rocked North America to the core and gave Saturday Night Live and late night tv hosts fodder for years. The OJ Simpson trial (which is currently giving John Travolta and David Schwimmer their roles of the century), the Bill [...]

Margot Robbie Gets the Role of a Lifetime was originally published in HecklerSpray

Tyga is a Professional Squatter

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 23/03/2016 - 01:27

If there is one thing I know about Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend Tyga, it’s that he’s the absolute fucking worst. He’s allegedly a rapper, but that’s basically a total joke. He looks like Donkey from Shrek fucked a turtle and made him, left his baby mama for her best friend’s underage sister (who he is clearly [...]

Tyga is a Professional Squatter was originally published in HecklerSpray

Katherine Heigl is Selling Kitty Litter Now

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 20/03/2016 - 01:06

Katherine Heigl used to be a moderately successful actress. She starred on “Grey’s Anatomy”, which is a show basic bitches love for some odd reason, and she was the female lead of the thoroughly enjoyable movie “Knocked Up.” But that was 2007. Since then, basically everyone and their grandma has figured out that Katherine Heigl [...]

Katherine Heigl is Selling Kitty Litter Now was originally published in HecklerSpray

Is Richard Simmons Missing?!

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 18/03/2016 - 00:53

Apparently while I’ve been here like “derp derp derp”, writing letters to Chris Carter about what’s going to happen on “The X-Files”, the biggest scandal and mystery in the history of Hollywood has been occurring! If you’re wondering why your life hasn’t felt magical lately, it’s probably because you haven’t been exposed to Richard Simmons [...]

Is Richard Simmons Missing?! was originally published in HecklerSpray

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