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This Week in Body Shaming: Michale Buble and Selena Gomez

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 17/04/2015 - 19:51

Where do I even start with this shit? Ok, I’ll start with Michael Buble, I guess, because I’ve always fucking hated that guy and thought he was a total tool and now finally, FINALLY, the rest of the world is starting to see my way. The other day, Michael Buble posted the above pic and [...]

This Week in Body Shaming: Michale Buble and Selena Gomez was originally published in HecklerSpray

Laverne Cox Slays in Allure Magazine

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 17/04/2015 - 19:05

This morning I was scrolling through my phone checking out the recent gossip that I could possibly report on when I skimmed past a pic of what I thought was a nude Beyoncé. I obviously went back, and when I did I realized it was not Beyoncé, but the transgendered queen of my heart, Laverne [...]

Laverne Cox Slays in Allure Magazine was originally published in HecklerSpray

Taylor Swift Might Be Having Sex For Reals

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 17/04/2015 - 04:01

Over the years, the media (myself included) have made fun of Taylor Swift for basically being a virgin who can’t drive, who probably invites her boyfriends for sleepovers that involve tea parties with her cats and fave stuffed animals (I’m the wrong person to be making fun of that, because if you throw in “watch [...]

Taylor Swift Might Be Having Sex For Reals was originally published in HecklerSpray

Madonna Traumatized Drake at Coachella

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 15/04/2015 - 20:23

Though the world of internet memes would have you believe that Drake is desperate for love, even the softest man in rap has his limits. Cue Madonna, who performed with him this past weekend at Coachella (aka the festival of assholes) and decided to go all dementor on Drake’s ass by sucking out his soul [...]

Madonna Traumatized Drake at Coachella was originally published in HecklerSpray

Amy Schumer and Amber Rose Made the Best Ass Song Ever

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 14/04/2015 - 03:37

In case you haven’t noticed (how could you not notice?!), butts and butt fetishes have totally taken over the world. I mean, 2014 was really the year of the ass in music (we all know I’m hoping 2015 will be the year of the side boob), and while I thoroughly enjoyed all the big booty [...]

Amy Schumer and Amber Rose Made the Best Ass Song Ever was originally published in HecklerSpray

Kylie Jenner Let’s Us All Know Her Nips Are Pierced

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 08/04/2015 - 23:13

For a few months now, Kylie Jenner has been hinting to the public that she has her nips pierced. A couple of months ago she posted the selfie on the right to Instagram which blatantly showed off a nipple piercing. Then she quickly deleted that pic and posted the one on the left instead, which [...]

Kylie Jenner Let’s Us All Know Her Nips Are Pierced was originally published in HecklerSpray

Giuliana Rancic Continues to be a Damn Idiot

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 07/04/2015 - 20:25

 What is Giuliana Rancic’s deal (aside from spelling her name stupid and looking like an alien of some sort)?! Bitch has always been annoying, but nowadays she’s basically a straight up idiot. First, making stupid comments about Zendaya, and now dissing a Spice Girl like she’s all that and a bag of chips. Pfft. More [...]

Giuliana Rancic Continues to be a Damn Idiot was originally published in HecklerSpray

Another Kardashian’s Spin-Off is Happening

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 07/04/2015 - 01:37

Just the other day, I was thinking to myself: Man, the Kardashians really haven’t had enough television shows. I mean, sure they’ve had 10 seasons of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, several season of them “taking” some place like New York, Miami, or the Hamptons, and then there was that season of “Khloe and Lamar”, [...]

Another Kardashian’s Spin-Off is Happening was originally published in HecklerSpray

T-Pain is Terrible at Keeping Secrets

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 03/04/2015 - 04:36

If you ever have a really important secret that you don’t want the world finding out, like that you have herpes or you think Khloe Kardashian is the prettiest Kardashian sister, then I strongly suggest you do not tell T-Pain, because that auto-tuned motherfucker does not know how to keep his mouth shut. In a [...]

T-Pain is Terrible at Keeping Secrets was originally published in HecklerSpray

Gwyneth Paltrow Used to Be Really Cool

Daily Tabloids - Mon, 23/03/2015 - 01:05

Recently, Gwyneth Paltrow took to Instagram to post a Throwback Thursday pic from 1992 with her ex-boyfriend, Donavan Leitch. She was 19, not famous, and, dare I say, looked pretty cool (yes, I think people look cool when they smoke. I’m such a nerd). Then I thought: Man, remember back when Gwyneth Paltrow was really [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow Used to Be Really Cool was originally published in HecklerSpray

David Copperfield has Rich White People Problems

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 22/03/2015 - 22:01

It’s days like this that make me thankful I don’t live in a swanky, Manhattan apartment, because you never know what kind of asshole is going to live in your building and have a giant indoor pool which might eventually burst and flood the whole damn building. The asshole in this particular scenario is David Copperfield, whose swanky [...]

David Copperfield has Rich White People Problems was originally published in HecklerSpray

Shocker of the Year: Liza Minnelli is Back in Rehab

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 20/03/2015 - 00:56

Announcing that Liza Minnelli is in rehab again is like announcing that Kim Kardashian has posed nude for another magazine pictorial, or that Chris Brown done something douchey again. It’s like, yeah, and what? People anticipate that shit. But anyway, here it is: the beloved goddess that is Liza is once again in rehab.  Minnelli, [...]

Shocker of the Year: Liza Minnelli is Back in Rehab was originally published in HecklerSpray

No Shit Sherlock: Diplo States the Obvious

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 19/03/2015 - 17:11

Remember a little while ago when that DJ guy (or whatever he is), Diplo, dissed Taylor Swift for having no ass? Like he even started a kickstarter to buy her a booty? (Talk about taking things to a whole other level). Well, apparently Diplo, the genius that he is, has learned that when you’re barely [...]

No Shit Sherlock: Diplo States the Obvious was originally published in HecklerSpray

Apparently Pamela Anderson is a Serial Baby Killer

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 18/03/2015 - 21:57

Pamela Anderson has been called many things during her 20+ years of fame: plastic, sex goddess, floozy, ignorant, tramp, hot mess, etc. However, her soon-to-be ex-again, Rick Salomon, has really taken the cake when it comes to Pamela Anderson name calling. Salomon recently made a ton of accusations against Anderson and he legitimately called her [...]

Apparently Pamela Anderson is a Serial Baby Killer was originally published in HecklerSpray

20 of the Biggest Celebrity MILFs

Daily Tabloids - Sun, 15/03/2015 - 02:56

Remember back when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her lubed up ass magazine cover? And remember how that uppity bitch Naya Rivera was all like “OMG, you’re a mother now” as if having a kid means you can’t be sexy and naked whenever you want (Naya is pregnant now, so I look forward to [...]

20 of the Biggest Celebrity MILFs was originally published in HecklerSpray

Madonna Jerks Off Kanye’s Ego and Says Other Dumb Shit

Daily Tabloids - Thu, 12/03/2015 - 01:17

As a broad born in the 1980’s, I used to worship Madonna as a God and thought everything about her, her music, and her manipulation of the media was fucking brilliant, but nowadays it’s kind of like she’s just trying way too hard. I don’t find her innovative anymore, now she’s like someone’s weird grandma [...]

Madonna Jerks Off Kanye’s Ego and Says Other Dumb Shit was originally published in HecklerSpray

Robin Wright Throws Major Shade at Sean Penn’s Dick

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 11/03/2015 - 01:24

Well, well, well, it seems like Robin Wright has been drinking a whole lot of hate-orade these days, because bitch is throwing some major shade at her ex-husband, Sean Penn’s, dick-giving skills in “Vanity Fair” magazine. Robin recently gave an interview to the super fancy magazine and indirectly made a jab at her exes jabbing [...]

Robin Wright Throws Major Shade at Sean Penn’s Dick was originally published in HecklerSpray

Kim Kardashian Looks Like a Harry Potter Villain

Daily Tabloids - Fri, 06/03/2015 - 18:14

Ever since they got together people have been saying that Kanye West is basically just turning Kim Kardashian into his life size, high fashion Barbie doll. I mean, I buy it, because Kim used to dress like every other cheap hoe at the club, and now she’s in fucking Balmain ads. However, it wasn’t until [...]

Kim Kardashian Looks Like a Harry Potter Villain was originally published in HecklerSpray

Leo DiCaprio and Rihanna Stand Next To Each Other at Party

Daily Tabloids - Wed, 04/03/2015 - 04:51

So, for a couple of months now, people have been speculating (myself included) that Leonardo Dicaprio and Rihanna have been grinding all up on each other. Up until now we’ve had basically no legit evidence that any of this shit was true, however, the TMZ God’s have finally smiled upon us and we NOW have proof [...]

Leo DiCaprio and Rihanna Stand Next To Each Other at Party was originally published in HecklerSpray

Ryan Gosling is So Hipster He Got a Stick and Poke Tattoo

Daily Tabloids - Tue, 03/03/2015 - 18:19

Ryan Gosling is gorgeous and talented (“Drive” was one of the best films of the past decade IMO), but over the last couple of years he’s kinnnnda become more known for being a pretentious hipster making weird for weird’s sake movies than for his talent and amazing looks. Now that he’s a dad, he decided [...]

Ryan Gosling is So Hipster He Got a Stick and Poke Tattoo was originally published in HecklerSpray

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