Irma van Straaten

Marriage is a tricky thing. First you have to find that special somebody and date them for at least a week. Then you have to have an elaborate wedding in a humongus ballroom and afterwards you buy a tiny little house where you and the misses will be delicately crammed inside for, if all goes well, the remainder of your lives.

Here's some top secret news that you probably won't have heard: Pierre and Jeaunes got married last weekend; well, you won't have heard unless you've somehow received any of the nonstop invites, gift registries and phone calls regarding the wedding. It was absolutely gorgeous and Jeaunes looked like a princess and Noel also looked pretty in his skirt.

We're beginning to suspect that Marleen has a bit of a toaster fetish, since a swollen glut of wedding gifts is the only logical explanation for her and Alex getting married all the time.
Because following a extensive wedding in the Ukraine about 10 months ago they decided to get married last Friday afternoon again. The fairytale wedding took place in Muldersdrift and once again Noel wore his petticoat and moonbag.

That's two weddings and still no honeymoon porno flicks leaked onto the internet. Marleen Tretshikovf, your standards are slipping.

And last but not least: Sam and Mike got married in the Westcliff on Sunday.... Mike very clearly took the back seat as he noticed he is not worthy of such a perfect bride... But we had a lot of fun partying with Sam all night while Mike was wimpering in the bathroom. We still love you Mike!
Monday was painful as I enjoyed the champagne and white wine a little toooooooo much. But all worth it.

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